Dear chainmail copy-and-pasters,
SUPPOSEDLY, THE PHONE WON'T RING RIGHT AFTER YOU DO THIS.
--ANNOYING STARS THAT TAKE UP A BUNCH OF SPACE AND WASTE EVERYBODY'S TIME--
SAY YOUR NAME 602 TIMES.
SAY YOUR UNCLE'S HAIR COLOUR 9 TIMES.
CONSULT THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL.
LOSE THE GAME.
POST THIS TO 179 PAGES.
DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! WOW! AWESOME, RIGHT!?
OH, BUT THERE'S A CATCH! IF YOU DON'T DO THOSE THINGS, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! OH NO! WE DON'T WANT THAT, NOW DO WE?
Chain letters suck.
Sincerely, a person who hates chain letters.